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Aug 19, 2014 / 655,473 notes

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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Aug 19, 2014 / 342,776 notes

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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Aug 19, 2014 / 261,996 notes

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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Aug 19, 2014 / 507,065 notes

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

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Aug 19, 2014 / 93,828 notes

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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Aug 19, 2014 / 55,090 notes

frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

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Aug 19, 2014 / 42,206 notes

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

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Aug 19, 2014 / 160,107 notes

teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

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Aug 19, 2014 / 106,359 notes

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Aug 19, 2014 / 780,227 notes

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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Aug 19, 2014 / 418,989 notes

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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Aug 19, 2014 / 368,784 notes

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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Aug 19, 2014 / 9,202 notes

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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Aug 19, 2014 / 396,389 notes

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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Aug 19, 2014 / 8,201 notes

bastille:

when I’m famous I won’t need to know how to find the surface area of a sphere so really what’s the point

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